You're Lucky Your Fart Is Not Loud!

A good friend of mine, Mr. X, told me an incident that had me laughing in stitches last night.

Told me he let out a huge, silent and smelly fart while sitting beside his female boss in office yesterday and denied the crime quite innocently *nonchalantly more like it* when the boss demanded if he was the culprit. She believed him.

Now, this female boss was getting really irritated. She asked loudly and acidly who farted, why the person had no decency to pass farts outside the office and proceeded to spray the air freshener vehemently.

I don't really blame her. The funny part is she had been smelling such hugeass farts for some time to come and nobody owes up. And you guess it, those were all my good friend, Mr. X's farts she had been smelling this past half year.

Now Mr. X really had no idea why he seemed to be generating silent killers for her these days. I told him never ever to let out a loud fart while with her.

Or he's never going to escape being the office's farthole.