What A Bore And I'm So Cold!
My life's at a standstill!!! It's so BORING that boredom's sapping my energy...
I'm bored - I'm alone in my office most times. Real work for me is little and few in between so sometimes after I get bored with all the surfing on the net, I DOZED! Yah... as in ZZZZzZzz~~
Well, don't envy as of yet. It's quite a mean feat to try and doze in my workstation. Firstly, my office is so darn cold, my ass is practically the only warm part of my body since it's sitting hard on the chair most of the time. Things do not improve even if I threaten death in the face of the poor maintenance officer to switch off / increase the air-con temperature (To do this, they have to switch off the whole building's system since it's a centralised air-con unit, damn!). So my last resort is for me to wear 2 jackets and to bring a grandma's quilt to the office to keep me warm and I am so not kidding. I get the feeling like I was sleeping in the South Pole blizzard, chattering my teeth away in the cold to meet Mr. Sandman.
Then I am so puny, even my office chair seems to engulf all of me. When I sit down with my back straight to the back of the chair, my feet is 2 miles away from the ground. I can swing my feet like Miss Bo Beep on a swing to my heart's content. How am I to sleep when my slippers *home comforts for office :p* keep slipping off the soles of my feet?
Thinking hard in my stagnant brain, am I actually writing graphically how hard it is to SLEEP IN OFFICE? Isn't life pretty good for me then, right?
I'm bored - I'm alone in my office most times. Real work for me is little and few in between so sometimes after I get bored with all the surfing on the net, I DOZED! Yah... as in ZZZZzZzz~~
Well, don't envy as of yet. It's quite a mean feat to try and doze in my workstation. Firstly, my office is so darn cold, my ass is practically the only warm part of my body since it's sitting hard on the chair most of the time. Things do not improve even if I threaten death in the face of the poor maintenance officer to switch off / increase the air-con temperature (To do this, they have to switch off the whole building's system since it's a centralised air-con unit, damn!). So my last resort is for me to wear 2 jackets and to bring a grandma's quilt to the office to keep me warm and I am so not kidding. I get the feeling like I was sleeping in the South Pole blizzard, chattering my teeth away in the cold to meet Mr. Sandman.
Then I am so puny, even my office chair seems to engulf all of me. When I sit down with my back straight to the back of the chair, my feet is 2 miles away from the ground. I can swing my feet like Miss Bo Beep on a swing to my heart's content. How am I to sleep when my slippers *home comforts for office :p* keep slipping off the soles of my feet?
Thinking hard in my stagnant brain, am I actually writing graphically how hard it is to SLEEP IN OFFICE? Isn't life pretty good for me then, right?
To all working hard in your stuffy offices or enduring 24/7 bitchy bosses, please forgive me.
I have endless complaints about life even when it's being made easy for me...
I have endless complaints about life even when it's being made easy for me...
posted by lierliar at 1:49 PM
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