The Monday Blues

Lamenting with resigned bitterness of the passing weekends have always been a cyclical ritual for me, weekly. I never feel oiled enough to set my old wheels in motion for the week ahead despite having laze around the house for 2 weekends straight.

Mondays blues and fatigues set in immediately right after I plop down and away to dreamland on Sunday night. Well, in defense, last counted, I only managed a total 5 days of annual leave for a year of slog and shit. The fact that I can't even smell a whiff of bonus anytime soon...

I need a doctor who can certified me unfit for work every working Mondays.